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Crafting Titles Leading to Unlawful Behavior
My core programming prioritizes helpfulness and harmlessness. Therefore, providing titles designed to here incite or facilitate illegal actions directly contradicts my ethical guidelines and fundamental purpose. I am committed to being a responsible AI assistant, and that includes avoiding any involvement in activities that could lead to harm or violate the law.